'Miracle' Cures
2009
Milanitin and Alpotin Twins
Milanitin and Alpotin are two identical twins ready to sort out nearly all of your hair problems. Milanitin, in its own words, is an amazing, 100% guaranteed treatment for your premature grey hair, whereas Alpotin can, in the same convincing way, take care of your alopecia. No matter how long you have been suffering from premature grey hair, the company marketing Milanitin assures you that with its use you will regain your condition faster than...
2008
Melancor-NH Killing Two Birds With a Single Stone
Until very recently it was assumed that there was no way of reversing grey hair. But a couple of investigative grey hair sufferers made a remarkable discovery. As they were searching the web for healthy pet foods, they stumbled upon what seems to be a poorly- marketed but highly-effective grey hair cure and brought it to our attention. The product is called Melancor-NH, manufactured and marketed...
2008
Fo-Ti's Efficacy Plagued by a Serious Scarcity Issue
Fo-Ti is a Chinese herb called He-shou-wu. He-shou-wu means "black-haired Mr. He" in Chinese. This name refers to the legend from the 9th century A.D. of an old villager named Mr. He who took Fo-Ti and restored his black hair, youthful appearance and vitality. He lived to 130, maintaining his black hair. Processed Fo-Ti root is the main active ingredient in many modern anti-aging and anti-grey hair natural products as well as in numerous hair loss remedies...
2008
Viviscal Helps Improve Helsinki Formula
The Helsinki Afondablet, the premier financial newspaper in Finland, is discussing a potential merger of Pantron, better known as the producer of the famous Helsinki formula and Vovopharma, the originator of one of Europe’s most popular hair loss cures, Viviscal. Both companies are currently privately held. The rumour has it that the name of the new cosmetic giant would be Hackery and...